You have now offended the gods of the Internet by calling it a "crappy craphouse."

Not sure what you entered as search terms, but if I enter "Pinarello Dogma" into Google, Competitive Cyclist is one of the sites that is returned. There are also several other legitimate sites returned with 2010 and 2011 models.

Have you tried calling around to the local bike shops in your area to see what they have in stock from last year?