See, this is where I deviate from the norms of society; I totally support cutting off someone's hand for theft.

You steal my ****, I catch you - the only question you should be worried about answering is hand or foot. Period. No, I have no sympathy. Sympathy has bred a society of people who know they can just take and everybody will forgive them and turn the other cheek. F that noise. You'll remember not to steal when you have to wipe your snotty nose with a stump.