Originally Posted by
Tom Bombadil
I could teach this class. Not only have I done this for 2 of my own bikes, I've done it for 2 other people.
To earn a PHD you must demonstrate adeptitude in persuading other participants on a group ride to transport items for you that won't fit into your bike bags.
You get bonus points for riding so slowly that they have to wait for you at the finish just so they can return your crap to you.