if you keep getting passed because you cant stop volunteering all this info that has no bearing on hiring (they stay silent after your answer, 4 seconds seems like eternity so you decide to fill the void with more info and it leads into your passion - cycling) or that they see a gap in employment and you spill your guts about how great it was to leave your job in the lurch and go "play on your bicyle" for a while then you need some self control in what you volunteer and you also need to rework that resume!
Not every resume needs chronological order as its basis. Try a skills based resume that highlights skill-set instead of "i worked here then here then here"
Good luck and if you get hired be sure you are early every day during probationary period and show them that you are not going to use cycling as an excuse for being late.