Not sure who you might be referring to... can't be me, I'm not a moderator... Any way do you recognize none-too-subtle humour or does it have to hit you in the head?
Sorry, I thought you were a mod.
Hey, I appreciate humor. I also like to fix things up. This thing can be fixed and someone can use it, or it can go sit in a dump somewhere. I've found that the reason it became inoperable is that the front wheel bearings siezed up. Now, if I can just get a replacement wheel this bike will be rideable and there is still some life left in it. Everything else is OK.
If you see some of the junk that kids ride nowadays you would see the value in this bike. I just came here to try and get some perspective on it.
Thanks. And I did get a chuckle out of the hermaphrodite on the pink bike. I hope it's none of your kin.