I used to have a window fan with HI and LO speeds on it. Now I have a new one with HI, MED, and LO.

I was not afraid to use the MED setting, even though it was completely new.

Now I have three choices, which was better than two.

My strip club used to have four strippers each night, now they have six. I like six better than four.

I will never go back to a two-speed fan and four strippers.