Originally Posted by
gigantor
Today I cleaned my bike. I had citrus degreaser, a bucket of water, a sponge, a brush, but no work stand. 2000+ miles and virtually zero maintenance, my bike was begging for some attention.
Here's a far away, looks "almost new" shot before my test ride. I really need to get that stem sorted out. It's definitely too high.

Next time you let your bike get that bad, I'm stealing it from you and slapping you in the face.