Guess what! You're not as fast as cars! No, really! I don't care if you have your little riding shorts, and your aerodynamically designed helmets, and grotesquely large calfs. It doesn't matter! You're still not as fast as me and my car!

SO GET THE **** OFF THE ROAD!!!

I love watching these guys in front of me at a red light, getting themselves all psyched up to show they can totally hold their own against the cars around them. And then it's green and they're pumpin their legs and pumpin and pumpin and they're totally cylcing fast and then OH SNAP I'm passing them with like inches to spare because otherwise I'm going to be in the other lane and there's another car there.

I think next time I'll try and take'em out with my side mirror.

CHEERS
Dave