Answer: I'd ride the Paramount; that's what it's for.

Question(s): Would you rather....

...ride a superbe frame with no decals, or a beautifully labled fake?

....pull for several sweeties, and be "da man," or ride cleanup and daydream the entire ride?

....know what women really think, or toss yourself off a cliff?

....have a fly caught in your hair, or....?