War Story II (The funny one!)
Location: Purdue University
Bike: 1971 Nishiki Custom Sport Fixed Gear conversion
I was showing off outside of ΑΦ Sorority, trackstanding, and slowly tipped over into the Rose Bushes. My evil plan worked well, though, because it attracted a bevy of Sorority Girls to help me untangle from the thorns and clean up the thorn wounds.

Not bad for a dirty ol' middle aged hipster.