Hate it when people come to me with this stuff...'you won't believe what this stupid cyclist did today!...'

A few months back some driver t-boned a van full of people and like 12 people died. So that's pretty much my default comeback. 'Wow what a jerk! You like totally had to turn your wheel a few inches to the left! Hey that's almost as bad as when 12 people died in a fiery explosion when those two cars...oh wait no it's not at all.'