Welcome To Bike Forums, Zenmaster!
In lieu of what you've previously expressed and at your current pricepoint, I will only recommend the following:
~ The Jamis Coda Elite and the Jamis Satellite Comp ~
The Coda Elite ~ $1050
www.jamisbikes.com/usa/thebikes/street/coda/12_codaelite.html
The Satellite Comp ~ $1000
www.jamisbikes.com/usa/thebikes/road/satellite/12_satellitecomp.html
Good Luck!
Checkout the Jamis dealers near you:
Orange 20 Bikes ~ (323) 662-4537
Chubby's Cruisers ~ (310) 751-6162
Summit Ski & Cycle ~ (310) 568-8357