Joined: Nov 2004
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From: parts unknown
Bikes: surly steamroller w/coaster brake, electra single speed cruiser, specialized rockhopper commuter, no-name single speed folder, 700c ultimate wheel, 24" unicycle, specialized bmx lsd, single seat single speed huffy tandem, pink upsidedown parade bike
I was out on a night ride last week when one of a group of teenagers yelled out "I'ma TAKE yo bike!" and half lunged at me.
I waited until I was just far enough away that they couldn't catch me if they tried and yelled back "you'll take my (richard) up your (donkey) too".
They stood there dumbfounded. Apparently the threat of forced butt sex confused them. I laughed all the way home.