Funny moped story:

I was riding home from work a few saturdays ago and was going south on Damen in front of Flash Taco. There were two kids (late teens, early 20s) standing outside on teeny little mopeds with cowboy style hankerchiefs over their faces.

So someone says something like, "You guys a club,"

and the response was,

"No, we're a moped gang."

Funny, huh?