This thread is about to come together right here:
Soupless, my friend who went over the handlebars (and looks exactly like philthadelphia) is dating a girl who is, I'm almost positive, one of the moped kids you ran into. She founded this "Moped Army," which I'd never heard about until my friend started keeping time with her. Most of them ride Puchs, I think, and they cruise around Humbolt Park.
About the tickets: the general policy seems to be "we're going to start cracking down," but all of the news stories, etc, seem to have been generated from a single night when they stung a bunch of cyclists in Lakeview. Knock on wood, but I don't expect much further trouble.
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Originally Posted by monkey
You could be doing blow off a dead hooker with a needle sticking out of your arm and you wouldn't get kicked out of Humboldt.