Mm, I may have been the victim of information tweaked to impress my friend. Or maybe it's a renegade/bootleg Moped Army. I can hardly keep up with all this Chicago fixie business, let alone follow another two-wheeled subculture.

This is not the first time I've come across a potential double for this friend of mine
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyph.../IMG_9328.html). He hosts Bingo Night every Tuesday at Tre Via in Wicker Park and works at the Handlebar, but does not ride fixed, nor does he own a computer, so I doubt we'll get you mixed up.