Just had a nap, and during said nap I had the most crazy dream. Yes, I dream about cycling, and yes it sometimes involves people from BFSSFG. Whatever. Anyhow, in said dream I was riding around Boston with Scrod, Kaz, and our friend Cupcake (and yes, that is her real name). Went to elephant-trunk skid (something I'd never actually do, by the way) down a hill when my chain snapped. I somehow crash-landed on Kaz and killed her, then Scrod pulled a shotgun out of his backpack and shot me for killing her, then Cupcake beat Scrod to death with her U-Lock, which is hilarious because she's around Kaz's size, which is to say, "****ing tiny". So weird.