Old 05-29-12 | 10:41 AM
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dissident
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From: Brookings, SD

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Originally Posted by gundom66
Someone honked at me last year with an airhorn. His gf was driving and he let it go. I gave him the finger. Then about 1/2 mile away at a stoplight. Dude was waiting at the gas station. Homeboy started yelling crap at me and how he's gonna kick my ass while his gf holds him back. Homie started walking up and called me a wussie, so I got off my bike - JUST IN CASE! Good thing that I did 'coz he got into my space and shoved me so I kicked his balls, then his knee, and grabbed his head and kneed his face in. Dude was out! Mind you this is in the middle of the day and a lot of people were watching! People were just routing me on while he went FLOP on the ground. I told his gf, to tell him when he wakes up to respect cyclists because not all cyclists are wussies! And if he wants some more, that I'll be making a right at the next light.

Then I thought about it while pedaling away, what if he had a gun? So when some punks (hs kids) started yelling and called me an ******* earlier this year, I just waived and said I love you too!
you know, there's part of me that's read dale Carnegie's books and would know how to diffuse any situation without violence, but the testosterone filled part of me would probably take over in these cases and throw the logical side out the window.. nice story though!
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