I'm not sure if you're serious or not, but what does this have in common with Rivendell other than the fact that it's steel? One thing is for sure... lots of posts are bound to follow.
__________________
|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|......GO.BROWNS........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)