Wow.
Thank you, Grant Peterson.
After reading nearly 20 pages of BF posts (between the two competing threads, this and the NPR one), I've learned two important things...
1) I could haul 200 lbs of broccoli on my bike
2) I can refer to certain...ahem...anatomical parts as "Mr. Winky"
I can't wait to share these two important facts with Mrs. Gretz.
Woo Hoo.