Originally Posted by SlimRider

God talking to bicycle frame materials...

God to Steel

God: Steel, you are very blessed my child. For you have remained a faithful servant unto your master throughout all these years. It is due to your many years of relentless dedicated service, that I am granting you everlasting life
in paradise.

God To Carbon

God: Carbon, of the short time you've been here, you've shown signs that you may be quite capable of serving your master with the utmost of faith and dedication. Of course, there have been times when you have wavered, due to your useless sensitivities and your frivolous whimsical emotions. As your master, I will not have a fickled servant. You must learn to remain steadfast in your service. Therefore, I am forced to temporarily banish you! It's to purgatory you shall go!

God To Aluminum

God: Aluminum, you have done nothing, but stiff many innocent people all the days of your short life. You have been harsh to all those in need of comfort. When expected to uphold and abide by the demands of your master, you have failed, catastrophically.

....Aluminum! Your days are numbered!