www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn29DvMITu4
I went to art school just as the hipster thing was taking hold. The things I have seen cannot be unseen.
(Also, as much fun as I make of hipsters, I make more fun of myself, and acknowledge how ridiculous my sausage-esque physique looks when I squeeze it into spandex.)
ETA: Is anyone else having trouble posting YouTube vids?