Two hunters are walking in the woods and they stumble upon a bear with a cub. One hunter immediately pulls out some running shoes and quickly puts them on. As he's doing this, his companion says "You're nuts, you'll never outrun that bear" to which he replies "I don't have to outrun the bear, I have to outrun you." ba-dum-TSH...

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