Use advanced brain-washing techniques.
1. Eat pie Before your ride. Train yourself to feel guilty if you don't burn off those calories.
2. Slap your grandchild. Little bugger never should have cut you off. I know its a little late for road rage, but see what you can work up.
3. n+1. Buy a new two wheeled object. Ride it a bit, and if it isn't the one, Buy another until you find it. Make it a quest. Remember there is not upper limit to n.
4. Be a BF poser, or poseur as they say in France. Don't ride anything that doesn't contribute to climate change. But stay on BF and keep us entertained by your fine wit and dry sense of Ha-ha.