Originally Posted by
Seattle Forrest
If we're on to the dirty name jokes part of the thread:

I went to high school with a Don Hindman. His nickname was Buster. I once worked with a guy named Carl Schmuck. When he got married he took his wife's name. And then there were my dealings with Becky Peed. Imagine how she must have been teased as a kid.
"Oh. Oh. Delores!"--Jerry Seinfeld