What's with all the friggin' wankers come into a 'show us your triple' thread just to say how a compact is just as good, nay better!?
Next I'm going to go into the 'show us your Pinarello/Trek/Wilier/BMC/Whatever' threads and tell everyone they really should have bought a Colnago/Bianchi/Walmart/Huffy instead.
Then I am going to tell all the f**king morons in the 'show us your black bike' thread that red is really faster, duh!
And then in the 'post your Garmin' thread I am going to tell them all they are stupid for tracking their rides with electronics, a freakin' sliderule is all anyone ever needs!
Seriously, what a bunch of arsegadgets. I don't care what you have, and no one asked your opinion. So STFU and go ride instead.