No, it's cool.

But you got to admit you've got some serious inconsistencies going on here.

Let's get you into a proper road-side aid kit.

No quick release skewers, right? this is why you have the crescent wrenches. There are these flat (and cheap) multi-tools (sorry I can't find an image) that can be used to remove axle bolts. You probably only need one.

Ditch the knife unless you are D. Boone and you will meet a bar you want to kill on a tree.

Do you really think some one would steal that bike? Lose the lock.

Develop a feel for enough pressure with your thumb. Ditch the pressure gauge.

Gerber multi-tool. For what exactly? Unnecessary except for a warm masculine feeling of false security. 86 it.

If you haven't adjusted your bike before you leave the garage, shame on you. Screw drivers are for toolboxes.

Please get a tube and a patch kit.