Originally Posted by
tjallen
"Uh oh! ******* just stole your KOM!
Hey ****,
You just lost your KOM on I-90 bridge to Mercer Way climb to ******** by 5 seconds.
Better get out there and show them who’s boss!
-Your friends at Strava"
That is hilarious.

If I received that kind of email, it would make me want to beat that SOB of a thief's time.