Originally Posted by
Mumonkan
find something that has no value to anyone, like an old printer, and smash the hell out of it till its a pile of fragments on the floor, that always makes me feel all warm and cuddly inside
I found a pile of dirt in the backyard that needed diggin', and I diggin'ed it. Then I went and got a frozen banana and a grape lemonade.
It's the most phallic of desserts.