Joined: May 2012
Posts: 1,540
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From: The old Northwest Coast.
Bikes: 1973 Motobecane Grand Jubilee, 1981 Centurion Super LeMans, 2010 Gary Fisher Wahoo, 2003 Colnago Dream Lux, 2014 Giant Defy 1, 2015 Framed Bikes Minnesota 3.0, several older family Treks
I enjoy riding behind my training partner because she's got one sweet **s.
Every slick I've had (road or MTB) I've pumped to at least 105 psi manufacturers recommendation be d****d.
I envy anybody who is younger than me.
I dream of spending $4-5k on a bike.
I want to kill people who let their dogs off leash on a MUP.
I like food, riding makes me want more food.
I was a Clydesdale, now I'm a no-name farm animal.
I spend more time on BF than riding or working on my bikes (but not nearly the amount that some of you spend).
When I reached 190, thought I looked "hot". Then walked into a LBS and saw a 130# roadie with his hot girlfriend. Debated about hanging myself with a bike chain.
No matter how I try, I fail to look cool standing around in Lycra and my Time cleats.
I looked down and saw my hairy legs and the first though was "you are a roadie wanna be".
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