I spent $3000 on a bike cause it looked SO COOL! Totally wrong bike for me. I hate riding it.

When I found out SRAM made a 36 cassette, I shed a little tear of joy.

My Saturday ride's 38.6 miles. I tell people I did 40.

I make up excuses to go hang out at the LBS. I check out the RB inventory every time, even though it rarely ever changes. I just look at the same bikes week after week. And like it.

When I get behind a girl jogging with a nice ass, I just slow way down & enjoy the view for awhile. Thank you, ladies!

Guess I better quit now, starting to sound a little creepy. At least I don't smell my fingers. But then again I don't use chamois cream.