Originally Posted by KirkeIsWaiting
Have lipgloss, will travel.
Apply lipgloss, smile and magically three handsome mtb'ers appear to change it for me.
Powered jelly donuts...can I keep those in my jersey pocket for an energy boost?
Based on your logic, donuts will get you three police officers
Hmm, if I pull out a Tiffany's credit card, will three lovely ladies appear out of nowhere?