We're across the street from a huge marina, a fishing pier and the Harbor Master's headquarters so there isn't any crazy beach traffic happening here (thankfully).
I love that the Crazy Korean guy's name is America Dan. It reminded me of when I worked at this tiny record store back in the day and there was an Asian guy who would come in all the time who idolized Stevie Ray Vaughan. He would sometimes carry around a Strat knockoff guitar with mailbox letters stuck on the pick guard that said 'PONG' (his last name) - just like the 'SRV' sticker on Stevie Ray Vaughan's guitar. Naturally, we called him Stevie Ray Pong.
/coolstorybro