Originally Posted by CRUM
And the only thing that kept my freak flag under control was to braid it. "Aha", I thought. After much experimentation and awkward and clumsy attempts, I finally mastered the art of the "Treeway Braid". Nothing dresses up a parade ground like a couple of nice hedges wrapped around the ole flagpole.
If this isn't just a tall tale, surely you will post photographs to illustrate? It sounds like a completed May-pole (photo: may-pole dancers), which would be prohibited in some states as flaunting decoration against nature (
flagrante delicto).