Originally Posted by
Scrodzilla
Today (just now) some jackass came strolling into the shop smoking a cigarette. When I told him he couldn't smoke in here, he got flip and said "I don't see a no smoking sign anywhere". I responded by telling him to get the **** out of my shop. He seemed to be a little hard of hearing so I helped him by opening the door and pushing him outside. Once out on the sidewalk, he did a lot of telling me he was going to kick my ass but not much else. Damn fool.

I always enjoy your stories of confrontation.