Originally Posted by
oldskoolwrench
M,
Sometimes the best deals aren't necessarily a complete bicycle! Now, in order to appease the C & V Bike Gods for your bounty you must ride swifter,
and always stop at a road side lemonade stand run by little kids.

I can do that, though my bikes gearing will need changed to ride really fast... maybe some fancy craigslist chainrings will rain down upon me. I always stop for kids at lemonaid stands. I look at those anguished, "why won't anyone stop" expressions and remember wearing one as a kid myself.
Now, if I stop for lemonade and find out that I don't have a quarter to pay.... I will definitely have to ride swifter!