on the way to work, as i was going through an intersection (had a green light and everything), some tool coming from the crossroad in a giant jacked up pickup looks right at me and smiles while cutting me off to whip half way around the corner. he slams on his brakes to look for 'real' traffic and then goes right on red.
i was able to pull a hard right/left and go around his rear bumper. i expect people to do stupid stuff, but the smile really got me going.
got the plate. if he works at my complex, we'll have a little chat at shift change.