Originally Posted by Timothy

I break rules #30 and #31
I pack my large saddle bag like a woman would pack her purse (I think there might even be a tampon in there). I keep filling the jersey pockets with energy bars and gels until the weight starts pulling hard enough on my collar to strangle me.
I might have one or 2 gels on the ride then unpack everything when I get home, except the purse, I mean saddle bag.
I definetly need to rethink my strategy, but one never knows if an alien invasion might happen when I'm on the bike. Be Prepared!