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07-25-12 | 08:22 AM

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contango

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From: England

Bikes: 2009 Specialized Rockhopper Comp Disc, 2009 Specialized Tricross Sport RIP

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Originally Posted by bikerjp

A while back I commented that I hadn't had a flat in like 4,000 miles. Literally within a few days I got a flat. Okay, tire had about 3,000 miles so probably time. Then I get another flat on the other bike with much newer tires. Okay, it happens. Then I find the seat tube bolt wore holes in my two best bibs. Today my nearly new GP4000s tire blows out with a bang (found a big screw on the road so that might have been it). Think I can boot that?

So is there a purification ritual or anything? Need to make things right again.

Oh yes, there's a purification ritual. It's a very simple three step process:

1: Go to your local Specialized store
2: Buy a 61cm S-Works Roubaix SL4.
3: Ship it to me

If it doesn't work it will indicate that you weren't sufficiently penitent when you followed it, so the process should be repeated. Feel free to substitute an S-Works Stumpjumper FSR if necessary, or if you need to repeat the process.

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