I had a bunch of stages i hadn't watched on my DVR.
Total snoozefest.
Oh look, that Liggett guy is talking. ok. Uh huh, oh wow, didn't know that. Look, there they are, pedaling.
Wow, they're riding their bikes. Yup, there's Wiggums keeping pace, not too hard, not too fast.
Maybe they need to shorten the races. Make it open course, have traffic slashing. Have everyone smoke meth before the race starts.
Classics are more interesting.
That said, looking forward to Vuelta de Espana. Those mountains... Those mountains....