My only gripe is that you need to come up with a better story next time. Something like:

"This one time" (every epic crash starts with that)

"I was cruising down the path on my beach cruiser at 30mph" (have to exaggerate for a good story)

"Then suddenly" (obvious shift in story) " This chick in a skin tight leather body suit pops up in front of me, zipper from front cleavage and as I saw going by it continued under and up the back. Then suddnely I look back forward an WHAMMMMMM! Tree in the face".

Now that is more interesting.