Hey there, Zerg!

In that case, you'll have two alternative choices:

1) Reduce your fear of loss by purchasing a really inexpensive single speed bicycle. Single speeds are usually, both inexpensive and low maintenance. Just lock it up with a NY Fahgettaboudit U Lock and go to work with no worries. Two hundred bucks or less for quite a few decent single speeds.

2) Buy a folding bicycle and carry it inside the hospital and place it somewhere safe. Like under your desk, or inside of a closet, or under a bed, or bench, or something. That way, you don't even need a lock!

Folders ride almost exactly like regular sized bikes, because of their gearing....

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Either keep your Escape for weekend recreational rides and exercise, or sell it, and get a really nice road bike. Join a club and become a genuine roadie!

Good Luck!