Originally Posted by
Suburban Grind
You lucky buzzard PCAD. Now you have the perfect excuse.
Two words: Perineum massage. Of course you need to find the right masseuse to make it work. I'm into the Swedish chicky masseuses, but how can you deny the technical precision of the oriental express masseuses, either? With enough finely directed stroking they get the lactic acid to flow right out of those muscles, and voila, they'll be good to go for some hard core riding action.
Anyways, with enough therapy you'll have the happy ending you've been needing and be back in the saddle again in no time to make it sore all over again.
I believe you have identified Pcad's issue implicitly. He hasn't completely come clean....literally and figuratively. My personal diagnosis is...his colostomy bag has sprung a leak and lactic acid his wicked in contributing to a sore azz. I know Pcad will have many elaborate therapies in the ensuing months to resolve his issue, but I wanted to provide my analysis for a speedy recovery to keep Pcad's posting to a minimum.
Also Pcad, acupunture needles in your azz while riding FYI will be counterproductive. A tall Swedish women schooled in perineal message may help however...and in fact recommended post ride for even non-sufferers.