Originally Posted by
patentcad
I will never play shuffleboard or ride a recumbent you idiots.
Get a fast 'bent, ride it til you recover, then sell it and get back to biking as usual. Get something fast that compares favorably with your road bike. Something like a
Carbent:

or
Bacchetta Carbon Aero:

both of which as framesets could use road bike parts except for the shifters. They're not all bad, look at the smile on this guy: