Originally Posted by Wendell F

Back in my internet days one of my jobs had a tiny room where we kept a karaoke machine so we could unwind if the pressure started to get to us. One night at an office party my boss and I were on mushrooms and snuck into an adjacent business to smoke weed and found a fog machine. I brought it into the karaoke room and said "DOOOOD! I'm the Wind and Fogmaster!" My boss heard it as Wendell Fogmaster and that's been my nom d'internet since. Had to shorten it for this site, tho.