Yelled at a guy in a Carrera Cabriolet who was texting or reading his email: "Hey, Porsche! Put your phone away and drive!"

Busted.

I kept catching up to him at the lights. I could see him looking back in the rear view. I wonder if he thought I was stalking him. Then, he turned into my parking structure. I gave him a friendly wave and rode through the gate as normal.

He's probably on www.porscheforums.net right now complaining about the weird cyclist who was stalking him all through midtown and downtown.