LOL You sir are my hero. I like your style. Sometimes it's just not worth the verbal assault that we know is coming our way. $100 for hair? Sure, it's necessary. $150 for a slightly older Apple HD Cinema display that works like new from a friend at work that's moving far away? "Are you F'ing kidding me? We don't have that kind of money right now. Are you seriously crazy? Wow." Again, I admire your creativity! Good luck!