You have more miles on your bike than on your car
You fill gas every few months
You drive just so your car battery doesn't go dead
Your co-workers think you got a DUI and act surprised when you show them a valid license
You've begged a cop to give you a speeding ticket on your bike, and are disappointed when you only get a warning
You wish you could run a red light in your car when there is no traffic on the cross street
Your bike is worth more than your car