Originally Posted by nd2010

You have more miles on your bike than on your car
You fill gas every few months
You drive just so your car battery doesn't go dead
Your co-workers think you got a DUI and act surprised when you show them a valid license
You've begged a cop to give you a speeding ticket on your bike, and are disappointed when you only get a warning
You wish you could run a red light in your car when there is no traffic on the cross street
Your bike is worth more than your car