What's even more comical is the way he talks about cars paying fuel tax (newsflash - bikes don't use fuel), cars generating revenue by triggering speed cameras (newsflash - the majority of bikes only very rarely break speed limits), and the whole "use the roads" line (newsflash - bikes put so much less wear on the roads you'd probably struggle to even measure it).

I'd love to know what this guy has been smoking, and whether it's available over the counter.